CLARE'S CIRCLY CUCUMBER PAGE OF TOPICS
updated irregularly

September 1998:

*** Trayce changes topic to "<Clare> ohh foole, it's so big! :)"
*** Westley changes topic to "<ozzmosis> I haven't seen Clare standing up yet <Clare> ozz watch your mouth! :)"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> yes.. keep talking about things like this.. the topic is sure to change! :)"
*** parawolf changes topic to "<Clare> g-stringed.. ooo what fun :)"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> let's get down and dirty, you big sex beast! <ozzmosis> no soup for you"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> let's get down and dirty, you big sex beast! <ozzmosis> no soup for you <ozzmosis> Clare : mm.. I like you on top"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> i EASILY could go 24hrs!"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> i EASILY could go 24hrs! <farrah> clare: ok what time are we gonna start?  <- hrmm"
*** Ooky changes topic to "<Clare> i ate a snake once <Clare> it tasted all hard"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> i ate a snake once <Clare> it tasted all hard <Clare> a bit like chicken"
*** Ooky changes topic to "<Clare> i ate a snake once <Clare> it tasted all hard <Clare> a bit like chicken <Clare> no ozz, i gave the balls a miss"
*** parawolf changes topic to " <Clare> i only like the little lebanese cucumbers"
*** Trayce changes topic to "<Clare> but surely you'd have to agree that the lebanese one's are better than the massive continental cucumbers with massive seed?"
*** Trayce changes topic to "<Clare> 'big' 'insert' 'small' or even 'slot'"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> i have a perverted mind"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) * Clare had a veryyyy interesting bondage experience last night :)"
*** SwedChef changes topic to "<Clare> it's very soft! "
*** SwedChef changes topic to "<Clare> i like those really spicy indian nuts"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> ohhh ozzz i NEEED you :)"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> i DO swallow, and i'm good at it <Joopy> me too!"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> i DO swallow, and i'm good at it  <Clare> it wasn't that hard"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> you know, that topic is just so damn typical... it's so unoriginal. surely you can do better than that!"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> i want sex with radishes"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> I want cucumbers"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> there's place for cucumbers everywhere!!!"
*** SwedChef changes topic to "<ozzmosis> Clare : perhaps you'd like to start a web page, dedicated to the impotence of cucumbers"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> niggler: noooo i'll just have a quiet night with the cat"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> are u talking to yourself? <ozzmosis> ozzmosis : no"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <madcowmoo> <Clare> my taxi driver got me for $10.20.. that's the all time record :)"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) Today's MOTD: <Clare> u can't do integrals when they're multiplied together without using the substitution method"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> charlatan.. do u wanna come? but no cameras allowed :)"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> para: i don't know... just getting drunk is the first step tho"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> you've changed the topic about 10 times in 5mins"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> ok then, MORE MORE :)"
*** parawolf changes topic to "<Clare> ok then, MORE MORE :)  <Clare> i know what u want"
*** Z changes topic to "(BurritoB) <Clare> i know what u want <Foole> phone sex? <Clare> ok then"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> foole: you'd have to convince me you were actually going to be GOOD at sex, before i wasted 25c"
*** Z changes topic to "(BurritoB) <Clare> i'm tossing sam newman"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> I am a Sex Goddess."
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> charlatan.. it's easy"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> just "big" "insert" "come" and "easy""
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> insert big, come easy"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> the <censored> goes in and out of the <censored> soooo much..."
*** Sui changes topic to "*** Clare (Clare@p11-max2.mel.ihug.com.au) has joined #naked_clare_pics"
*** Z changes topic to "(ozzmosis) <Clare> SEX everyone is the topic for the night"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<Clare> SEX with everyone is the topic for the night"
*** Gonzo changes topic to "<BareClare> nah, only once in one night"

August 1998:

*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> she reckons i should use enlarged organ what do u reckon?"
*** RevWolfhd changes topic to "Clare needs something else instead of Big Dick! Come in and help!"
*** Stompyroo changes topic to "<MrDNA> i want to do a cat <Clare> doing cats gets boring too"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> ozz: because i want to do my cat"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> i do 5mins work... then get bored! This is topless!"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> fuck this!"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> pipi did farrah <-- Hrm?"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> thankfully you have no idea lava! :)  <<--- This is news?"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> well fuck the stupid pies <--- the sign of a good sport"
*** parawolf changes topic to "<Clare> the topic... <== well dur!!! :)"

July 1998:

*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> bono can read? wow, i'm socked  <<-- I hope they're clean"
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> perhaps you are a king... i met a queen once"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "<Clare> frangelico + honey + kaluah + milk = clare bare :)"
*** Stompyroo changes topic to "<Clare> i'l have to show you all how to blow the foam one day"
*** Stompyroo changes topic to "<Clare> i'm not druink damnit!"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> oh that's ok.. i don't care how big or small it is"
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> oh that's ok.. i don't care how big or small it is <Clare> i don't know how to make it work.."
*** Sui changes topic to "<Clare> oh that's ok.. i don't care how big or small it is <Clare> sui that's too hard for me :) <Clare> i don't know how to make it work.."
*** Westley changes topic to "<Clare> nothing wrong with them at all niggler.. they just aren't 'real' <<-- What *IS* she talking about?"
*** radish changes topic to "ClareBear: why's there no topic?"
*** parawolf changes topic to "<ClareBear> that's only a slight <censored> radish"
*** radish changes topic to "Clare: i'm lost"
*** BurritoB changes topic to "* Clare is depressed  * gingerr is feeling depressed"